Chick on cell: It’s all about the eyeball lick. Tell her.
–59th St & 9th Ave
Overheard by: aenigma
NYPD cop: I would rather lick the street than ever smell your fart again.
–Forsyth St & E Houston St
Overheard by: Dave‑o
Teen girl to friends: He’s so gross! Seriously, I’d rather lick my cat’s asshole than hook up with that guy!
–Barnes & Noble, Bayside
Guy at bar to friend: I can’t believe you married a woman who won’t lick your asshole.
–Ale House, MacDougal St
Random woman: Why do you always insist on licking my elbow?
–86th & 3rd
Overheard by: Jana