Tween kid: Dude, my mom wants to buy a fucking cow, and she’s gonna put it on our apartment roof. (laughs) Thats her “dream” of a farm. I fucking hope she’s kidding.
Tween friend: Dude, have you ever tried capers on Cheez-Its?
–Queens
Tween kid: Dude, my mom wants to buy a fucking cow, and she’s gonna put it on our apartment roof. (laughs) Thats her “dream” of a farm. I fucking hope she’s kidding.
Tween friend: Dude, have you ever tried capers on Cheez-Its?
–Queens
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist
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