Bro #1: Hey man, you al­right?
Bro #2: (vom­its in cor­ner)
Bro #1: You good to dri­ve?
Bro #2, slur­ring: Yeah…
Bro #1: You got some shit on your chin! (makes wip­ing mo­tion)

–East Vil­lage

Over­heard by: arf