Woman with strong South­ern ac­cent: I am gonna have her bach­e­lorette par­ty in my apart­ment next week­end.
Hus­band: (nods)
Woman: But the god­damn strip­per won’t re­turn my phone calls.
(wait­ress brings shots)
Woman: What is this?
Wait­ress: Tequi­la, on us.
Woman: This’ll put hair on my boo­bies.
Hus­band’s friends: That’s just how he likes it.
Hus­band: (nods)

–Broth­er Jim­my’s BBQ, Up­per West Side