Mid­dle-aged rich woman: Do you want to have time to have din­ner tonight, hon­ey?
Mid­dle-aged rich man: How the hell should I know? Call my as­sis­tant!
Mid­dle-aged rich woman: The next time I call your as­sis­tant will be the day af­ter I’ve just fucked him.

–72nd St & Madi­son Ave

Over­heard by: fe­lix