NYU guy #1: Dude, when you die, can I have your Ar­gyle?
NYU guy #2: What, you mean this?
NYU guy #1: Yeah. I mean, I just re­al­ly like Ar­gyle and I can’t seem to find any good sweaters these days. So, like…could I have it?
NYU guy #2: Dude, sure!
NYU guy #1: But don’t like try to die just to give it to me. I can wait a while. I think if you just put in your will some­thing like, “and I be­queath my awe­some Ar­gyll to my friend” that should do it.

–8th St & Uni­verisi­ty Place

Over­heard by: Ar­gyll Lover