Black guy wearing North Face: Listen up, people! I’ma need some money to buy a coat, cuz it’s freezin out there! This coat that I’m wearin’ ain’t mine, it’s my friend’s. So I’ma need some money to buy a coat…yo, what stop is this?
Asian kid: Times Square.
Black guy: Okay…if you want to donate, you can’t. Cause I gotta go, man.