Black guy wear­ing North Face: Lis­ten up, peo­ple! I’­ma need some mon­ey to buy a coat, cuz it’s freezin out there! This coat that I’m wearin’ ain’t mine, it’s my friend’s. So I’­ma need some mon­ey to buy a coat…yo, what stop is this?
Asian kid: Times Square.
Black guy: Okay…if you want to do­nate, you can’t. Cause I got­ta go, man.

–1 Train