Student: A lot more people would definitely vote if there was free pizza at polling places.
Overheard by: Suze
Hipster: Papa John's makes me want to have Aids.
Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson
Drunk person: Hey! This isn't the original Ray's!
Overheard by: Darwin
Girl to friend: So you only need a slice of pizza to get you wet?
–Slaughtered Lamb Pub
Overheard by: sinko
Old dude carrying blue plastic bag to pigeon: Pizza! My darling! Pizza! My pizza!
–9th St & 1st Ave
Hobo to passers-by: You need a dog! Don't eat the pizza, you will get fat!
Overheard by: Lily