CEO on phone: Fuck you! Just get me the things I need to make mon­ey.

–12th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Je­re­my

Old­er man wear­ing yarmulke, scream­ing in­to cell: Hi! I think I left a check for $19,000 in the ar­moire, can you check if its there? (pause) Oh, good! I was so wor­ried! I will de­posit it to­mor­row! (pause) Yeah! I’m go­ing over the bridge! (pause) Okay? I got­ta go! Bye!

–Q Train

Frus­trat­ed girl on cell: I’ve on­ly got a metro card and $20! I can’t take the bus!

–85th & Colum­bus

Over­heard by: Jesse D

Fe­male stu­dent: My dad did­n’t pay two $200,000 for me to be a bar­tender.

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: Greg

Singing hobo: I work hard for the mon­ey, I work hard for the mon­ey, so you bet­ter work hard for me!

–W 4th St

Over­heard by: DRC

Bur­sar of­fice at­ten­dant: All we do is take yo mon­ey.

–Pratt In­sti­tute