CEO on phone: Fuck you! Just get me the things I need to make money.
–12th & Broadway
Overheard by: Jeremy
Older man wearing yarmulke, screaming into cell: Hi! I think I left a check for $19,000 in the armoire, can you check if its there? (pause) Oh, good! I was so worried! I will deposit it tomorrow! (pause) Yeah! I’m going over the bridge! (pause) Okay? I gotta go! Bye!
Frustrated girl on cell: I’ve only got a metro card and $20! I can’t take the bus!
–85th & Columbus
Overheard by: Jesse D
Female student: My dad didn’t pay two $200,000 for me to be a bartender.
Overheard by: Greg
Singing hobo: I work hard for the money, I work hard for the money, so you better work hard for me!
–W 4th St
Overheard by: DRC
Bursar office attendant: All we do is take yo money.
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