Fat, hairy hipster guy: I don't know, but somehow, lesbians are always a little in love with me.
–Downtown 6 Train
Overheard by: I'm sure, dude.
Fanboy-looking dad to 10-year-old son: Well, if there is a lesbian headquarters, it's probably, um…
Barnard freshman: The way I dress people think I'm a lesbian.
Overheard by: funny
Young Latina to another: That's not being a lesbian, that's being nasty!
Overheard by: E.J.
20-something to another: She looks like Sherlock Holmes crossed with a lesbian.