Madison Square Garden worker: Sir… Sir! Sir, where the hell do you think you’re going?
Man, with five-year-old kid: I’m gettin’ in the line for the bathroom.
Madison Square Garden worker: Sir, it looks to me like you’re trying to get into the ladies bathroom.
Man: But I got a kid!
Madison Square Garden worker: Did you give birth to your kid?
Man: No!
Madison Square Garden worker: Then it looks to me like you’re in the wrong fuckin line.

–Madison Square Garden