Man #1, annoyed at being pushed: You don’t have to push!
Man #2: Well, it was really crowded.
Woman: Welcome to New York!
Man #1, to woman: Your mother!
Woman: That’s mature! What are you, in the 5th grade? Grow up, jerk-off!
Man #1: Suck my dick!
Woman: You don’t got one, honey!

–F Train

Overheard by: Alliem