Lit­tle girl: What is that?
Mom: An or­na­ment on a branch.
Lit­tle girl: Why is it an or­na­ment on a branch?
Mom: Be­cause it is.
Lit­tle girl: Why is it be­cause it is?

–St. Lukes Hol­i­day Fes­ti­val, Hud­son & Christo­pher

Over­heard by: nosey nan­cy