Woman: Excuse me, can you tell me something? Do I have a hickey on my neck? I have to go to a lunch and I just want to know if I have a hickey on my neck.
Overheard by: kim
Guy on cell: He shoved his hand in so many crevices that they looked like flippers.
–2nd Ave & Houston
Overheard by: gypsee
Drunk girl: If Bethany doesn’t have legs, nobody has legs.
Overheard by: oliviz
Strange woman, seeing another woman massaging pressure points on friend’s ear: She has a headache? It starts in the scrotum.
Man, missing stop: This is the problem with having a prostate that’s bigger than your brain…you always forget to get off.
–Downtown 1 Train
Overheard by: rachel
Girl: She slept with Harry, and she didn’t know he only had one hand, and afterward she still didn’t know he only had one hand.
–Brother Jimmy’s Restaurant
Overheard by: Joe