Guy, apropos of nothing: You know, if I were ever in one of those contests where there’s a stray dog and two families and you have to figure out which family he loves the most, I would totally keep some Snausages in my pocket or something.
(long pause)
Chick he’s with: You are a strange little man. A strange little man.

–Uptown Q Train

Overheard by: Ladle