Good Samaritan, rushing in: Chad told me to ask you for your first aid kit. Do you know Chad? Some lady got hit by a taxi!
Cashier: Yeah, he’s our boss.
(they leave with kit, cook returns a few minutes later)
Cook: Yo, Chad’s a hero. That woman’s head was in a pool of blood. She’s gonna need more than that first aid kit.
Cashier: It would be a guy named Chad who stops to help someone laying in the street. Most people see that and say “Yo, I gotta get to work.” You never see an Omar or Carlos stop to help someone. It would be a guy named Chad!
–Zen Burger, 45th & Lexington
Overheard by: — My friend Chad is serving in Iraq and is a hero too!