Green­peace guy: Hey! Do you care about the en­vi­ron­ment?
An­gry stu­dent: No.
Green­peace guy: How about po­lar bears?
An­gry stu­dent: No.
Green­peace guy: Well, why not?
An­gry stu­dent: They’re not tasty.

–Out­side Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty