Dude looking at girl shoes: If I were a chick I’d wear the ugliest shoes, I swear.

–5^th Ave

Woman on phone call with son’s teacher: I know he’s in the big boy group, but if you see he put his shoes on the wrong feet again, could you just let him know, please?

–57^th St & Madison

Four-year-old girl: My toes are in my shoes!

–Bus

Overheard by: vcstr

Girl, with pride: I can’t get laid in this town without these pointy fucking shoes. My feet are so black and blue, and so are you!

–F Train

Overheard by: Ofelia Hiney

Gay guy to friend: Oh, c’mon, at its best, The Wizard of Oz is just a story about two women fighting over a pair of shoes.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Paul N.