Cyclist: So he was all, “my shit is your shit,” and I thought, “that’s the most romantic thing I’ve heard.”
Dude on cell, checking out sunblock: They don’t have shit here. SPF 15 is too high!
–Duane Reade, Flushing
Toddler that dropped his toy: Oh, shit!
–7th Ave, Park Slope
10-year-old boy to friend: That was like the first time I ever took a shit in a public bathroom.
–2nd Ave & 9th St
Man in baggy jeans walking with gusto: Oh, yes, oh yeah. She wanted my shiiit… She wanted my shit!
Chick to friends: He is totally going to shit a tampon!
–84th St & Amsterdam