Hipster: …yeah, I really don’t know…I mean, you see one drag queen on some kinda float, you seen ’em all. 

–Le Monde, 112th & Broadway

Guy #1: So yeah, I saw that nigga out in the Village. That man is wilding, bro.
Guy #2: Word?
Guy #1: Yeah, dat nigga is out there rapping fags. He be like in a alley, and he be like, “yo commere”, then he fucks ’em, bro.
Guy #2: Ha, ha. Yo, dat’s fucked up man, that nigga always was crazy.

–M14 bus

Girl: I totally thought I was going to see my gym teacher here.

–7th Avenue & Greenwich

Overheard by: Lukas