Ghetto kid #1: Yo, bro, stop textin’ me!
Ghetto kid #2, across the street: Bro, I’m not tryin’ to text you, I’m tryin’ to text my bitch, but your number is right under my bitch’s number, so when I’m tryin’ to text my bitch, I text you instead!
Ghetto kid #1: Bro, just stop textin me!
Ghetto kid #2: I’m tryin’ to text my bitch!

–94th St & Amsterdam

Overheard by: NOT his bitch either