Post of­fice dude: Where is this go­ing to?
Chick: Ger­many.
Post of­fice dude: Is there any­thing haz­ardous to your health in there?
Chick: Uh no, just mag­a­zines. And well, some of my hair that’s stuck to that tape on the pack­age as well.
Post of­fice dude: Oh, I don’t know what cus­toms has to say about that. They will have to deal with that. But wait, I will check.
Chick: That was a joke! I’m not send­ing hair!
Post of­fice dude: What, but you just said…
Chick: Wow. It was a lame joke! You can lit­er­al­ly see half of my scalp un­der that tape. I tried to cut it with my teeth and and some of my hair got stuck un­der it… Nev­er­mind!
Post of­fice dude: Ugh. $16.56, please.

–Post Of­fice, Brook­lyn Heights