Black girl #1: Do you know what RSVP stands for?
Black girl #2: Respond as soon as possible?
Black girl #1: No, stupid it’s r.s.v.p.. It stands for repond s’il vous plait, it’s French.
Black girl #2: Spell it!
Black girl #1: R‑e-s-p-o-n‑d c‑i v‑u p‑l-a‑y. Don’t you know anything.

–4 train