Girl #1: Wow, the East­er Bun­ny stuffed an­i­mals are on sale.
Girl #2: Let’s buy some for your sis­ter.
Crazy la­dy: You can buy one bun­ny. You can buy lots of bun­nies! And then they’ll take you away!

–Duene Reade

Over­heard by: Bun­ny At­tack?