Man #1, in chaise lounge: Men and women have totally different criteria for attractiveness.
Man #2, also in chaise lounge: How so?
Man #1: A guy can look like a fucking bullfrog in a Beatle wig, but if he’s charming and especially if he has money, women will be all over him.
Man #2: Yeah, especially if he has money.
Man #1: But let’s say a really hot chick walked past us right now in a thong, and another woman says to us, “watch out for her, she’s been in and out of mental institutions.“
Man #2: We’d still want to fuck her.
Man #1: Exactly.
Man #2: Point well taken.
Overheard by: Big Larry