Girls looking at pictures: He was mad fat, but he was a good ass baby.

–Uptown A Train

Guy walking through sea of sun bathers: There aren’t even that many fat people here… That’s good.

–Sheep Meadow, Central Park

Guy on cell: You’re not skinny fat, no.

–East Village

Guy on cell phone: You mean you’re not going to fatso’s wedding!

–N Train

Overheard by: wasn’t even invited

Female suit: Why the hell does Weight Watchers have so many big fat people working in their offices, anyway? That’s so not inspiring!

–40^th & Madison Ave

Guy on phone: You mean the really nice one? She got big? What do you mean by big? (pause) Oh. Well, she has an exceptionally beautiful face, man. Do the right thing.

–9^th & 15^th

Overheard by: Courtney