Girls looking at pictures: He was mad fat, but he was a good ass baby.
–Uptown A Train
Guy walking through sea of sun bathers: There aren’t even that many fat people here… That’s good.
–Sheep Meadow, Central Park
Guy on cell: You’re not skinny fat, no.
Guy on cell phone: You mean you’re not going to fatso’s wedding!
Overheard by: wasn’t even invited
Female suit: Why the hell does Weight Watchers have so many big fat people working in their offices, anyway? That’s so not inspiring!
–40th & Madison Ave
Guy on phone: You mean the really nice one? She got big? What do you mean by big? (pause) Oh. Well, she has an exceptionally beautiful face, man. Do the right thing.
–9th & 15th
Overheard by: Courtney
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