Girl to guy: And I was like, “He bleaches his asshole, what does he know about anatomy?”
–Pratt Institute, Brooklyn
Seven-year-old girl to boy throwing mud at her: Watch it, Jakob! I wore eyeliner today!
–Fort Greene Park, Brooklyn
Very large woman on cell: It’s called “Brazilian wax job.” You only have to do it like every two weeks. Yep, it itches for a day or two, but it’s worth every penny.
Overheard by: Corey
Young lady with long curly hair to girlfriend: So, I started drying my hair with paper towels recently.
–Montague St, Brooklyn
Overheard by: E‑Man>Master of the UNIVERSE!
Outraged feminine gay guy to another: He’s having his lips redone… again!
–8th Ave & 20th St, Chelsea
Overheard by: Evan
Woman on cell: Girl, I don’t understand why you gotta put on all that makeup just to go for a colonic!