Woman: Oh! I got you some Xanax for your wed­ding day.

–14th & 9th

Guy: I don’t call my­self an al­co­holic any more. I find it re­al­ly hard to sep­a­rate out my shit like that.

–Wash­ing­ton Square South

Woman: I think I’m just go­ing to stay in and have a hero­in night.

–11th & Uni­ver­si­ty