Woman on cell: Hi honey…yes, I’m fine…I can hear you…stop saying hello to me. I goddammn hate it when you say hello.

–42^nd & Madison

Hobo: Hey, miss! Yeah, you! Talkin’ on your cell! Don’t walk away from me! I see you listenin’ to me! Hell, I can hear you listenin’ to me!

–43^rd & 8^th

Woman on cell: Guess where I am.…guess where I am!…Hello? Hello? Shit!

–La Baguette, University Place

Overheard by: Matty K