Asian guy: Are there really this many Israelis in New York?

–61st & 5th

Overheard by: Adam Shprintzen 

Tourist girl: What’s a knish? I don’t know about these flavors. Can I get a plain one?

–Yonah Schimmel’s Knishery, Houston Street

White girl: There’s really no difference between gay guys and Jewish guys…Just the hat and a little ass-fucking, but other than that they’re pretty much the same.

–184th & Bennett

Girl: I don’t know if it’s an ego thing or what, but Jews really turn me on! 

–French Roast Cafe, West 11th Street

Overheard by: Dottie McFarland