Tip­sy at­trac­tive Asian les­bian to girl­friend: Oh, well. Ac­tu­al­ly, I just learned how to deep throat in De­cem­ber… Pret­ty awe­some, once you get it down.
Tip­sy, equal­ly at­trac­tive girl­friend: My last girl­friend said she used to do it, too! Wow, men must hate me.

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