Ditzy run­ner #1: So I was like “did you use your juicer?” and he was like “yeah, but it went bad” and I was like “how did it go bad?” and he was like “well, I juiced a pota­to!“
Ditzy run­ner #2: A pota­to?
Ditzy run­ner #1, pleased with her sto­ry: a pota­to.

–Cen­tral Park, Dur­ing JP Mor­gan Chase 5K Run