Gay guy: You know what’s so cute, is Europe.

–Mott & Prince

Overheard by: Anna P.

College girl to friend: And I’m like “No, you can’t chew on the couch. You can’t have couch for breakfast.” (pause) But what about you, are there any cute guys in your dorm?

–Downtown 1 Train

Girl on phone: Oh-h-h‑h my gawd, girl, you don’t even know! And then he goes “Damn, girl you in Delta Gamma? Nothing goes down faster than an anchor!” And then I was just like “Shut up!” but I did it anyways, I mean… he was cute.

–Gates to Fordham University

Man on cell picking through garbage can and walking away with trash in hand: Oh my god, I just found the cutest belt in a trash can! Honestly, the things people throw away!

–118th St & Amsterdam Ave

Gay guy marching in protest to another: The guys in this protest are much cuter than at the last protest I attended.

–63rd St & Broadway