Nerdy hip­ster guy: So that sim­pli­fies to 400–350, which is…?
Clear­ly hun­gover girl: Unnngggggg, a hun­dred?
Very ef­fem­i­nate black friend: Damn, girl, what­ev­er hap­pened to you? Nev­er go full re­tard!

–Star­bucks, Mid­town