Girl: So then I said “moth­er, I am 20 years old and you can­not tell me I can’t go to Wet ‘n Wild!”

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: Quel­la

Weird chick: Eeeeek! That toi­let is flood­ing! My Pay­less shoes are get­ting wet! My beau­ti­ful Pay­less shoes! All this wa­ter looks like that movie, The Blob! Oh, I hate you, Steve Mc­Queen! I hate you, I hate you!

–Wom­en’s Re­stroom, Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Am­ber Star

Drunk girl to drunk­er friend who spilled beer on her lap: Again with the vagi­nal wet­ness?

–LIRR

Guy to a girl in laun­dro­mat: Why can’t you dry your un­der­wear? Is that be­cause they’re so used to be­ing wet when you’re wear­ing them?

–1st. Ave & 7th St

Over­heard by: Mike

Girl to boy: So about this whole wet dream thingy…

–C Train