Angry man on cell: He was a porn star, not a pianist.
–Outside Fairway, 72nd St
Goth chick on cell: We’re inside. Yeah, she’s playing “Creep” on a ukulele. No, I’m serious!
Art student: I did some acid and they made me play with a guitar, but it felt like plastic and it sounded like cheese!
Tall drummer girl: This is why I love you guys. When the drumline goes on break, they’re like, “let’s play some more!” When you guys go on break, you’re like, “let’s explore each others’ bodies!”
Overheard by: Another band geek
30-something African American woman: Mmm-hmm. He playin’ her ass like a violin!
–Port Authority Bus Terminal
Overheard by: KTizzle