An­gry man on cell: He was a porn star, not a pi­anist.

–Out­side Fair­way, 72nd St

Goth chick on cell: We’re in­side. Yeah, she’s play­ing “Creep” on a ukulele. No, I’m se­ri­ous!

–Spiegel­world

Art stu­dent: I did some acid and they made me play with a gui­tar, but it felt like plas­tic and it sound­ed like cheese!

–Pratt In­sti­tute

Tall drum­mer girl: This is why I love you guys. When the drum­line goes on break, they’re like, “let’s play some more!” When you guys go on break, you’re like, “let’s ex­plore each oth­ers’ bod­ies!”

–Path­mark

Over­heard by: An­oth­er band geek

30-some­thing African Amer­i­can woman: Mmm-hmm. He playin’ her ass like a vi­o­lin!

–Port Au­thor­i­ty Bus Ter­mi­nal

Over­heard by: KTiz­zle