Man to woman: Well, I’ve already been in two successful marriages…
–Hudson River Park
Talkative husband to blase wife: We’ve been married for over a year, who would not like us?
Overheard by: Elise
Girl: So, when you say “married,” is that like “married-and-just-not-divorced-yet,” or like “married-married-and-actually-living-together”?
Woman on cell: Well, it’s a good thing you didn’t marry Susan’s brother, because he ended up losing a testicle.
Overheard by: Megan
Woman on cell: Sorry, but if I wanted to be heavily sedated and drunk all day, I’d marry you.
Overheard by: Josh
Guy with eye patch: If a girl eats out your ass on the first date, you marry her!
–77th & 34th