Hobo: Happy birthday! Can I have a dollar?
Preppy guy: What? Sorry, I don’t have any cash.
Hobo: I accept all major credit cards.

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: cmtWHAT

Headline by: eeny

· “…Except Diner’s Club, I Have Standards, You Know” — DotTim
· “As Unemployment Rises, Technology Transforms the Bum Sector” — PeterG
· “Hobos: They’re Everywhere You Want to Be” — Coyoty
· “Mastercard: Avaliable in More Places” — MaccasGirl

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