Red-haired hip­ster: Yeah, I haven’t bathed my­self in a week, so to­day I took a show­er.
Hip­ster chick: Yeah, last time I took a show­er was on Christ­mas Eve. I guess I should bathe.

–L Train

Over­heard by: every day bather

Head­line by: antig­oth

Run­ners-Up:
· “God, I Hope This Was Over­heard on Christ­mas Day” — Va­syl
· “Je­sus Would Want It That Way” — Nick Turn­er
· “On the Plus Side, I’ve Dri­ven All Of the Roach­es Out Of My Apart­ment” — Kel­ly
· “Robert Pat­tin­son’s Dream Girls” — John
· “Smells Like.… Teen Spir­it?” — rose
· “Wait, Do Gold­en Show­ers Count?” — Trey Jack­son
· “Why Is There an Echo on This Train?” — Scott Eas­t­on
· “Why You Nev­er See Hip­ster Ba­bies…” — Ray

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