Suit to another: He was just lucky not to be fucking someone in his family!

–Trump Building

Overheard by: Guess I’m lucky too

Gamer on headset: Dude, you are not listening to me. You can’t hear me. You know why? Because you have no ears. You’re the product of two retarded cousins fucking each other.

–Queens

Girl: He looks like my uncle… the one I’m really attracted to.

–Governors Island ferry

Overheard by: boring

Male passerby: I wouldn’t fuck my family, but…

–4th Ave & 11th St

Overheard by: Jessica

British professor wearing bow tie: It’s fascinating just how exciting incest is!

–Silver Center, NYU