Suit to another: He was just lucky not to be fucking someone in his family!
Overheard by: Guess I’m lucky too
Gamer on headset: Dude, you are not listening to me. You can’t hear me. You know why? Because you have no ears. You’re the product of two retarded cousins fucking each other.
Girl: He looks like my uncle… the one I’m really attracted to.
–Governors Island ferry
Overheard by: boring
Male passerby: I wouldn’t fuck my family, but…
–4th Ave & 11th St
Overheard by: Jessica
British professor wearing bow tie: It’s fascinating just how exciting incest is!
–Silver Center, NYU