Friend #1: Oh! We should all ride our bikes to Red Hook, check out the ball field, get Swedish meatballs at Ikea and hang out at the flea market.
Friend #2:: I… can’t… do that.
Friend #1: Why? Oh, do you not own a bike?
Friend #2: No, I don’t. And… I also don’t know how to ride a bike.
Friend #1: What? And you live in Williamsburg?
Friend #3: Hey, it’s ironic.
–South Street Seaport