Dumb girl #1: If my ex was­n’t an id­iot I would call him.
Dumb girl #2: Why is he an id­iot?
Dumb girl #1: Be­cause he hooked up with one of my friends.
Dumb girl #2: That sucks.
Dumb girl #1: Yeah, she likes to get with friends’ men.
Dumb girl #2: Wow! She’s a bitch.
Dumb girl #1: Yeah… but so, should I call him?

–L Train