Brunette sis­ter: Al­ly did turn in­to a slut in col­lege!
Blonde sis­ter: She’s our sis­ter!
Brunette sis­ter: She’s get­ting more than we did in col­lege! Al­though I got more than you.
Blonde sis­ter: Yeah, prob­a­bly. I’m pay­ing for the lattes.

–Star­bucks, Bryant Park