Girl on cell: I’ll adopt it, the state gives you money for retarded kids.
–48th & 6th
Guy to friend, disdainfully: And she’s always like, “I work with Down syndrome kids,” at… computer camp or some shit.
–4th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: Shannon
Girl: I think he is sexually retarded.
–5th Ave & 14th St
Overheard by: Abdul Marcos
Glitzed up Jersey girl to friends: I look so good right now, it’s retarded.
–Ladies Room, Penn Station
Older man on cell: My dog has one of those retard vests, he can get into any restaurant in New York.
–W 23rd St & 6th Ave