20-some­thing bum: Ex­cuse me, miss, can I please have a cig­a­rette?
Young woman smok­ing: Sure.
20-some­thing bum: Thank you so much. I just took a huge hit of hero­in and a cig­a­rette af­ter is the balls.
Young woman smok­ing: Well, hap­py trails!

–14th St & 3rd Ave