Amer­i­can tourist #1: Wow, your Eng­lish is re­al­ly good!
Scot­tish tourist: Um, thank you.
Amer­i­can tourist #2: Yes, it’s re­al­ly very good. You sound like a na­tive speak­er. What lan­guage do you nor­mal­ly speak in Scot­land, any­way?
Scot­tish tourist: Eng­lish.

–Em­pire State Build­ing

Over­heard by: rachel