Col­lege stu­dent #1, with Brook­lyn meets Boston mys­tery ac­cent: My un­cle is a doc­tor. Well, he’s like a doc­tor. I mean he works in a hos­pi­tal, but you know, once you work in a hos­pi­tal for 15 years you might as well be a doc­tor cause you know it all by then, any­way. Well, he says that food co­mas are re­al. Yeah, you know, it’s like the cyanide in the turkey or some­thing.
Col­lege stu­dent #2: I have no idea what you are talk­ing about.

–LIRR

Over­heard by: Dara