Teen geek #1: I need a passport.
Teen geek #2: What for? You don’t go to other countries.
Teen geek #1: I went to Canada!
Teen geek #2: Canada?! Canada doesn’t count!
Teen geek #1: Canada totally counts! If you go to the French part, they speak French and stuff.

–F Train

Overheard by: jayloo who burst out laughing