Teenage girl to friend: Boyfriends are so overrated, except not really because I really want one.
Guy: I don't care if her new boyfriend is god–I will kick his ass!
Overheard by: Steve
Guy to friend: Yeah, she's in Jamaica. How fucked up is that? She's 20 and in Jamaica with her boyfriend. I'm 25 and I'm standing on a train next to you.
Art student: I wanna write a diary, like, "8:45, kill boyfriend."
–34th & 7th
Overheard by: Kiran
Girl to friend: From now on, I am only having sex with one boyfriend.
–Marlow & Sons