Hot girl on cell: You got cockblocked by cancer! (pause, then very seriously) Is your pussy still radioactive?
–Upper East Side
Grown man talking to grown woman: You know the sandy vagina?
–32nd & 8th
Street man to slutty-looking hipsters: Freeze! Drop your drawers! We've got your pussy surrounded!
Overheard by: Maureen
30-something woman on cell: I like to use a blowdryer on the… uh… vaginas.
Girl, screaming into cell: No, I will not give you my vagina!
Overheard by: Can I borrow it?